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May 23 2018

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sadoeconomist:

porko-rosso:

pukicho:

Oh boy.

OH BOY

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tchillax:

Chadwick ‘I’m so tired’ Boseman  &  Michael ‘I ain’t with it’ B. Jordan

malinke-lonnaa:

gyalcoach:

malinke-lonnaa:

malinke-lonnaa:

nyanotnugget:

malinke-lonnaa:

ssjdende:

malinke-lonnaa:

cantweighttolose40:

malinke-lonnaa:

Your move.

Oh my god shut the fuck up. If the earth was flat and moved really fast then we would have very short night and days.

since we are spinning so fast we only think we don’t have short nights and days,  but we move so fast, that it appears as one long day, like a flip book, until it reaches  night and repeats. u r actually so dumb lol

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but im not an astronomer.

Since the earth flat jump off the edge wit yuh dumb ass

My girl just baked you some pie, here is her number

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but im not an astronomer

Don’t you mean a mathematician?

First of all I’m not your mutual, so stop BLOGGIN at me

second of all, math is literally a main part of an Astronomers job, so stop CALCULATIN AT ME

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Aight aight, check me out, check me out, I’m about to end all Round Earthers whole Research caREeR. . 

What career ?? What career??!

Even if you tell me to
Jump off the edge of the earth
Like I said, The Earth
Spins very Fast
To create the illusion of a round earth,
Like A
Flip Book,
So if I jump off one page, I’d just end up
“On the next page”, right back on earth

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bottomsona:

it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

rapling:

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

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positive-memes:

Have a smile!

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the-woman-of-belgravia:

lafemmedemon:

kungfucarrie:

thessalian:

oracleanne:

good-night-white-pride666:

Really happy to see this at my local library

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

This is wonderful.

Reblogging to possibly save a life

richardgoranski:

the more i think about it, the angrier i am at simon’s friends for being all pissy at him for trying to protect himself from being outed. like okay, im sorry you feel used, that’s valid, but like. okay. he was literally being blackmailed. he was scared and he got outed to the ENTIRE school. like. i’m sorry you guys are bummed it took so long for you to start dating but It Literally Does Not Compare

theycallmebigpussy:

theawesomeadventurer:

flacomexicano:

i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

turnipfritters:

scottbaiowulf:

I want a bf who I can carry and who can also carry me

The most important part of a relationship is being able to lift your significant other

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yassmines:

me at the dentist office

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Collarless shirts are anti-colonial

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oscarorozcoorejel:

lintendo:

we’ve come full circle

We did it girls

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nonexistentgaydar:

carly-gay-jepsen:

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Is this an onion article or legit i can’t tell but either way this is too real

chiqpeas:

Lots of ppl r sad lately so consider this post a hug for you or if u don’t want a hug a supportive peace sign in ur direction

willpowred:

lesbianplebeian:

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

May 22 2018

silverhawk:

to be fair, you have to be an intellectual to understand care bears.

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giraffodil:

yesterdaysprint:

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

This is like the opposite of clickbait.  The whole story is there.  Behold it.

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